rarebritney:

at the grocery store i bought 2 limes and a lemon and the checker said to me “two limes and a lemon… Anything could happen”

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cute girl at the hardware store once complimented my work boots and being the dumbest butch in a 50mi radius i said thanks and started talking about steel toes vs composites and how most womens sizes only have compsite toes but usually you need to replace those after every incident so steel toes are superior however composites are lighter and more flexible but if youre welding you need met guards anyway and she politely fled. hazards of hardware store flirting: might hit the special interest button

sapphling:

if you had done that to me i would have followed you to your car like a lost dog jsyk

lesbianralzarek:

idgaf if bethesda ever tells us concretely which country launched the first nuke, the only answer i will accept is the original one, the one that said “we wont tell you, because it doesnt matter. there is no moral highground in the story of the great war, and the end result for those alive today is all the same either way. those most responsible faced the fewest consequences, and no justice was served. there is no justifiable way to nuke anyone, no matter who struck first. everyone lost and thats the very nature of war and always has been. war is evil, and in that way, war never changes”

not broadcasting who was “really to blame” is purposeful, and any other answer would undercut fallout’s core identity to me

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gotinterest:

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kerahwaren:

LITERALLY the most Lynch thing i’ve seen

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I am DYING to know what their parents are like that their kids all turned out like this

cannot express enough that having siblings is what makes you like this in the first place. only children don’t have another goblin living in the house that they’re trying to impress by upping their own goblin antics